Jerry: I feel his blood inside of me, borrowing things from my blood!
Kramer: Jerry, I gave you my blood! Listen to your pulse: „Hey-buddy hey-buddy”
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Jerry: I never get enough sleep. I stay up late at night, cause I’m Night Guy.
Night Guy wants to stay up late. What about getting up after five hours’ sleep? Oh, that’s Morning Guy’s problem, that’s not my problem, I’m Night Guy. I stay up as late as I want.
So, you get up in the morning, you’re exhausted, you’re groggy, oh, I hate that Night Guy! See, Night Guy always screws the Morning Guy and there’s nothing Morning Guy can do! The only thing Morning Guy can do is try to oversleep often enough so that Day Guy loses his job and Night Guy has no money to go out anymore.
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