Seinfeld stuff

Jerry: I feel his blood inside of me, borrowing things from my blood!
Kramer: Jerry, I gave you my blood! Listen to your pulse: “Hey-buddy hey-buddy”

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Jerry: I never get enough sleep. I stay up late at night, cause I’m Night Guy.
Night Guy wants to stay up late. What about getting up after five hours’ sleep? Oh, that’s Morning Guy’s problem, that’s not my problem, I’m Night Guy. I stay up as late as I want.
So, you get up in the morning, you’re exhausted, you’re groggy, oh, I hate that Night Guy! See, Night Guy always screws the Morning Guy and there’s nothing Morning Guy can do! The only thing Morning Guy can do is try to oversleep often enough so that Day Guy loses his job and Night Guy has no money to go out anymore.

[va urma]

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Treișpe ani încheiați în presă [la butoane, adică tehnoredactor, corector, de-astea], bloggeriță din 2006, nevastă din 2008. Scriu despre ce-mi place, dar și despre unele chestii care mă enervează. Îmi place să scriu, dar urăsc să mă descriu, așa că mai bine mă descoperi citindu-mă.

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